Killer Rabbit!

“Is this world peaceful enough, your highness?” Zelos asked Raine.
“No! Can’t you see all the bones? We need to go somewhere peaceful to save Mithos! Get us out of here, you idiot!” Sheena yelled at Zelos.
“Lord Sesshomaru does not run away from piles of bones!” Jaken announced.
“Raine, heal Mithos. I will protect you all from the monster responsible for these bones!” Kratos unsheathed his sword and looked around for some frightening monster. He completely ignored the fluffy little bunny.
“We do not need your protection! Lord Sesshomaru will kill the monster!” Jaken glared at Kratos.
“RESURRECTION!” Raine shouted. Her staff began to glow and a magic circle appeared beneath her. Light surrounded Mithos as he stood up, fully healed.
“What’s going on?” Mithos asked in confusion. “Where are we?”
“We do not know where we are. We came here because Raine needed a peaceful place to heal you after the DDR machine exploded. Kratos and Sesshomaru are looking for the monster that killed these people,” Presea explained, pointing at the bones.
“Monster?...” Mithos looked around curiously. He noticed the cute little rabbit and screamed. “It’s the killer rabbit! We’re in the Monty Python world! Run!”
Everyone stared at him. “I think his brain may have been damaged in the explosion. It is beyond my skill to heal. Hopefully, he will return to normal after some time,” Raine said worriedly.
“No! I’m okay! But that rabbit’s dangerous! It will jump up and bite our heads off! It can kill us all!” Mithos yelled as he ran away. Everyone stared at the bunny, which looked cute and harmless.
“Hmph! Humans are such cowards!” Jaken said. “Lord Sesshomaru and I are not afraid of rabbits!”
Once he was a safe distance away from the killer rabbit, Mithos started to look for a way to defeat it. He had seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail enough times to know that the only way to kill the rabbit was to use the Holy Hand Grenade. But where could he find the grenade?
Then something very random and convenient happened, as it usually does in Monty Python movies. A group of monks walked by, carrying the box with the Holy Hand Grenade.
Mithos ran up to them. “Hey! Can I use that? I need to kill a monster!”
The head monk handed him the grenade while the other monks chanted. “Do you need to hear the holy instructions?” he asked. Mithos shook his head. “Very well, but remember you must count to three, not five. Three!” Mithos nodded and ran back to his companions.
“I can’t believe Mithos is scared of this!” Zelos laughed as he poked the rabbit with a stick. The rabbit opened its mouth to reveal nasty big pointy teeth! It jumped high in the air and bit Zelos’s throat.
“ZELOS!” Sheena screamed in horror and dismay. “PYRE SEAL!” She threw her magic cards at the ferocious little monster, forcing it to let go of Zelos.
“Thanks hunny… I knew you liked me…” Zelos said before he lost consciousness.
“No I don’t!” Sheena protested. “But don’t you dare die!” Rin and Presea carried Zelos away from the rabbit. Raine hurried after them to heal him. Sheena, Kratos, Sesshomaru, and Regal continued to attack the killer rabbit. Jaken shouted encouragement at Sesshomaru from a safe distance.
“Get out of the way!” Mithos yelled as he ran toward them. He pulled the pin from the grenade. “One! Two! Three!” He threw the grenade as hard as he could. The explosion annihilated the rabbit and gave minor injuries to the four who had still been fighting it. Raine easily healed these wounds. Everyone was very worried about Zelos. Raine had healed his wound, but could do nothing about the blood he had already lost.
“I told you not to die!” Sheena screamed at him.
Zelos was just barely conscious. “Sheena… I’m sorry… I don’t think I can survive…”
“Stop talking, you idiot! You need to save your breath!” she shouted.
“No… I need to tell you…” Zelos’s voice kept getting quieter. Sheena leaned closer to hear his last words. “Thanks hunny!” His voice seemed to have miraculously healed. And now that she had moved within his reach, Zelos was able to hold Sheena still long enough to kiss her! Clearly, he was not dying… yet. Everyone ran for cover, even Kratos and Sesshomaru. They felt the land shake from many huge explosions, as if Sheena had just summoned all her Spirits and commanded them to attack Zelos. When they finally came out from their shelter, everyone saw Sheena stomping furiously on a pile of goo that somewhat resembled Zelos.
“He deserved that. Wait until Sheena calms down before you heal him,” Regal told Raine. She nodded in agreement.
“Excuse me!” A man wearing armor and a crown ran towards them. “I am Arthur, king of the Britons. I seek knights to join me in my court at Camelot. Who was it that slayed the terrible beast with the nasty big pointy teeth?”
“Uhh… I did,” Mithos said uncertainly. He did not want to go with King Arthur to Camelot. (It was a very silly place.)
Before Arthur could invite him, a crowd of excited peasants ran to them. “She’s a witch! A witch! We saw her summon terrible monsters to kill a poor helpless knight! She’s a witch! Burn her!” They crowded around Sheena, accidentally stepping on the pile of goo that had once been Zelos.
“A witch?” King Arthur gasped and stared at Sheena in amazement. “We must take her to the nearest town for her trial!” The crowd cheered and followed King Arthur away from the cave of the killer rabbit. They dragged Sheena along with them. She had used all her magic powers attacking Zelos, so she could do nothing to stop them.
“That was… very odd,” Presea said, staring after the crowd. Everyone nodded in agreement, still confused by this strange turn of events. Raine took this opportunity to resurrect the pile of trampled Zelos-goo.
“We have to help Sheena! She’s innocent, but they’ll probably burn her anyway!” Mithos said.
“What?! I won’t let them burn my hunny!” Zelos shouted, trying to look heroic as he stood up, but failing miserably because he was not fully recovered. He fell flat on his face. “I will save Sheena! And then she’ll be so grateful, she’ll finally go on date with me!” Zelos eyes became heart-shaped at this thought.
Mithos didn’t think Sheena would be quite that grateful, but he didn’t argue. “Come on! We have to find that town quickly and save Sheena!” He led the way away from the killer rabbit’s cave and toward a village where a crowd of excited peasants waited to see a witch burning.