Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Keyblade Goes Home


Keyblade walked down her street, wondering how she was going to explain her disappearance to her parents. Would they really believe that she had accidentally activated a magic ring and traveled to different worlds? As she was pondering this, she noticed some people walking from the opposite direction. As they approached, she recognized them. They were the girls on her bus who had been giving her a hard time recently. One of them had even followed her all the way to her house, yelling at her to talk to them. A huge grin spread across Keyblade’s face. This was the perfect opportunity to get revenge!
When the girls got close enough to recognize Keyblade, they starting yelling at her again. Ignoring their rude words, she clapped her hands and alchemified a keyblade. They stared at her in surprise and confusion. She shifted into drake form. As the gold wings and tail appeared, their expressions changed from confusion to fear.
A little while later, Keyblade stood on top of a pile of badly beaten girls. Occasionally, a faint groan would come from the pile, showing that they were still conscious and in great pain.
“Yes! I rule!” Keyblade did a victory dance on their heads. Then she hopped off the pile and continued to walk to her house.
As soon as they were capable of standing, the girls tried to run home. This did not work very well and they ended up tripping several times, falling flat on their faces, and looking very silly. When the girls finally reached their houses, they screamed something along the lines of “Keyblade turned into a dragon thing and almost beat us to death with a giant key!” The average adult is unlikely to believe that someone who recently vanished will suddenly appear, turn into a dragon, and attack their daughter with a giant key. As a result, all the girls ended up in an insane asylum, where they spent the rest of their lives.
“Hi everyone! I’m home!” Keyblade walked in her house. Her younger brother screamed when he saw her. At first she thought he was just being weird, but when her parents had similar reactions, she realized she had forgotten to shift back into human form. She quickly did so and proceeded to explain what had happened in the last few days. The fact that their daughter had just turned into a drake made her parents a lot more willing to believe her story.
When she finally finished, her brother asked, “Can I use your video games while you’re going to other worlds?”
This gave Keyblade another brilliant idea. She ran downstairs to her video game area. She clapped her hands and alchemified another DDR machine. This kept her entertained for hours, but eventually she got so tired she couldn’t even move her legs. She looked for another video game to play. This is when she had yet another great idea. She clapped her hands again and alchemified a video game. But it wasn’t just any video game. It was Kingdom Hearts 3! After doing another victory dance, she tried playing it. Unfortunately, it didn’t work because the game had not yet been created. This made her feel very depressed. She sighed and decided she should probably go find Mithos now.

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